My ‘01 Golf GL (2dr) after a Sam’s Club run...

“Tactical” is the worst. WTF does that even mean?

Kind of like this? 

Congratulations $kaycog!

I fail to see the issue here.

I had a ‘53 Special as a DD back in the early 80's. Always thought it looked like a sad puppy dog (but I loved that Straight-8!).

Those cars weren’t “painted like a woodie”....they WERE woodies. In fact, the last Buick woodie wagons were 1953 models.

Take a look in the dictionary for the meaning of the word “either”.

....only to him and you.  Every other car guy over the age of 30 thinks it sucks.

Me either. I don’t understand ‘patina’ either. To me, it says “I’m too broke to finish the job, so I’ll just leave the bad paint and saggy, worn-out springs.

I had one of these and loved it. It was a ‘94 and I used it as a commuter bike for my 50 mile one-way drive into Dallas every day. The trunk is lots bigger than what you would think. I could fit two full-faced helmets (one in each side), about six grocery bags, or a 12 pack of beer along with ice for trips to the…

Not that easy. The rear end of the 91-95 B-wagons is wider than the sedan, so the rear sway bar from the SS won’t fit. There were, however, a limited number of custom ones made for use on hearses though.

Something like this?

It wasn’t gunpowder, but GM once built an Oldsmobile turbine that ran on powdered coal.

I wonder why they didn’t just use one of the three superchargers within a mile or two of Lake Worth?

That one wouldn’t fool anyone. The size is way smaller than the real thing and it wouldn’t be parked in the garage sideways anyway. Now THIS one might have them scratching their heads...

You can actually buy that horse stable garage door poster here, along with dozens of other weird posters. My favorites are the classic cars.

Here’s a cutie pickup just for Torch.