Zeus would BE the donkey.

It is baffling to me that I immediately knew the origin of this GIF. Why does my brain retain information like “one of the extras from the ‘Friday’ song”?????

I think a sort of side whisper “we’re hoping for puppies, we did it doggie style” would be a fun response.

There is no discount on No Man’s Sky for Xbox One, including through checkout.

There is no discount on No Man’s Sky for Xbox One, including through checkout.

I feel like the final line in this post should be mentioned before the “it’s as easy as that!” In reality the first step is to have the offer presented to you via email etc. This is particularly important as if you jump the gun and sign up through amazon photos and upload, you basically immediately disqualify yourself…

I feel like the final line in this post should be mentioned before the “it’s as easy as that!” In reality the first…

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

I’m sitting at work in Annapolis now. The boat show sucks and all other shows including Navy graduation and the Blue Angels SUCK!!! My kid goes to High School downtown and I’m tired of sitting in traffic for all those sockless dweebs!

I completely read the title as

The cameo that I really wanted was Titus Andromedon.

Michael Schur might be TV’s MVP.

The Good Place, Brooklyn 99, and Superstore are the only network shows I still watch, it’s kind of crazy they all ended up in the same place. I’m just hoping none of them get lost in the shuffle

I read A Discovery of Witches a few years ago, and it is another embarrassingly awful entry in the romantic wish-fulfillment vampire genre. The bloodsucking boyfriend is yet another rich asshole who treats women like shit, and the female lead is a pathetic excuse for a doormat, but without the excuse of being a…

KFC and cologne : (

“Political Correctness” is a made up term used to denigrate what is, in reality, simple politeness and respect for others. People who complain about political correctness are, to a person, actually complaining that they are unable to get away with being an asshole without consequences.

You seem to be the one with a problem.

First of all... YIKES these comments y’all. There are bad takes and then there are people who apparently thought Symmetra was black or who think all Egyptians are black and just... y’all, do better than this.

I don’t know how it is in other places, but somebody in Minnesota is teaching people that you can’t make a left turn without first moving about half your car width into the adjoining right lane.

Man, the Redwall franchise has really changed since Brian Jacques died.