Well said. I enjoyed “Where are you now” (well, the non-chorus and non-bridge parts— the repetitive whistling or w/e the fuck that is grates after 2 seconds of it) even after I learned JB was the singer, and that’s saying something. The other two are derivative, monotonous, and bland, with unexceptional singing and…

Those last two songs are bad. Like hilariously bad. My favorite part of “What Do You Mean?” is when he actually sings, “Be more straight-forward.” Reegodamndickyouluss.

I dunno, i feel like the vocal lines are kind of meh

Seriously...auto-tuned and composed with what sounds like sample loop packs from reFX. I lost it at the “My joy has turned to moped” line. Whaaaaaaat? Lou Perlman has a desk drawer full of better song lyrics sitting underneath his anal beads and coconut sun tan oil.

Nope. Sorry is boring as Hell. The dancers in the video seem to be dancing to a much more interesting song, which underscores Sorry’s dullness.

His verse on “Maria, I’m Drunk” is so good - this is the first time I’ve legit liked something he’s done (it also sounds nothing like him soo.....)

Completely forgettable.

You should stop blogging. You have really bad taste.

Bobby, you disappoint me. The first song is good..mainly for it’s beat and Skrillex. The other two? Meh. I feel like a bunch of boy bands and Justin Timberlake covered all of this a million times already.

NO.

Sorry, but sorry is a bad song. I tried, I really did. I mean, I love awful music, from T-Swift to Marilyn Manson. But, no. Sorry sucks.

Wait a sec... am I supposed to like these songs? I think he’s an ok singer but really? How much are they paying Gawker to say this stuff is anything but background noise? Bloody hell.

No. Just no.

This is the first time I’ve seen the What Do You Mean video, and I can’t help but think that arranging a fake kidnapping to impress his partner and get to an underground skateboarding party seems like exactly the type of thing that Justin Beiber would actually do in real life.

It sucks when people we don’t like succeed in make something we do. The struggle is real.