If I need to elaborate, there is something wrong with you.

He needs to feel better and getting some more recognition might maybe help him.

Bless your heart, you harbor any hope of the next book coming out before the T.V. series concludes, you impossible dreamer you.

Yeah, and they really (spoilers) telegraphed the whole Judas thing, IMO. I dunno, I guess Revelations was kind of cool, but there was just so much CGI on the beast with a thousand eyes, the seas boiling, the sun turning to blood, etc.

Dan Brown is a bit of an annoyance to me. He writes so poorly and is loved by so many that it baffles me. I understand that his writing is for the general public but it literally has little to no development of character and childlike prose.

Actually, no... I wanted it to end at the explosion, and then the next scene to be the successful invasion of the beach with no resistance, and the humans win, and our heroes' lives were sacrificed for the greater good.

Wow, yes, the social implications are... well, you said it, pretty fucked up.

That’s what happens when you interfere with a Mission From God!

Donnie has seen the show. He’s going to use it as a field guide to avoid the pitfalls of suburban drug kingpinning. They’ll be fine. He’s going to protect this family.

not “turbo charger” , “super charger”

Ugh.

Oh god yes. Or maybe The Peace War.

I’m really surprise no one has mentioned Elric yet

This book is like magical Stand by Me

Ringworld. Long overdue for a movie, or miniseries.

She kind of looks like Lorde there.

The Bas-Lag series by China Mieville. As long as the political author filibustering can be reined in just a hair, they would be great movies. I mainly want The Scar as a movie.

This Young Woman? Could use a better title, or they’ll never make it as a show.

Can’t you just feel the awesomness that this would bring to the big screen:

No matter how dumb something is, it can always get worse.