Hehe. Agent Orange. How the hell haven’t I heard that one yet before?!

Hear FUCKING hear ye ya bastards!!!

You cannot confide in friends you do not have. Words of wisdom from ye auld patch notes.

As a joke, I was gonna say “eliminate all 50 and become part of Canada”.

We don’t need another hero. We don’t need to find the way home. All we want is Cuomo inside the Thunderdome...

Granted. That being said, I can (and should, I believe) still think critically about the fact that I kinda want someone to murder him in the street. It’s part of what keeps us human <3

In a word? Frostbite.

I know he’s a kid, and I know this fundamentally makes me a shittier person than I was before I posted it, but I really hope someone pops that little shit stain.

You are currently covered in shit.

Hey now. Don’t insult snorting coke off a hooker’s ass.

*ahem* Trump *ahem*

Out of curiosity, did you live those years as a gay man? A person of color? Are you from Nicaragua?

I was going to write a satirical response to this as if I don’t believe in the concept of social security. I deleted the whole thing because I don’t have the energy to communicate nuance right now. I am going to have another drink or three, eat something, and pass out instead.

They buried Mussolini upside down so he’d never see the heavens. Someone should carve out an extra deep plot for Miller preemptively.

Supposedly his entire family are progressives, have disowned him, and are at a loss for how he became a fascist. I’m pretty sure one or more of his grandparents was even a holocaust survivor.

Hit it up then. She could use it.

Worst thing a child can go through- the death of his parents. At the very least, he didn’t have long to wait before he saw them again.

What a ghoulish thing to say. Go fuck yourself.

To live a life with absolute grace, a brief but bold and remarkable existence... Rest now, little one. The next leg of your journey awaits. May we all learn from your shining example.