As a Canadian, it hurts that this is the case. At the same time, thank you for writing this. We really can’t afford to deal with the US’s shit right now. I wish it weren’t like this, but it is.

I mean, it was clearly planted there by American-Jesus-hating, anti-white, anti-men, soup throwing, gay, transgender, antifa, socialist, feminist, liberal, Nazi, communist thugs (riding dinosaurs). I bet that fly has a picture of AOC engaged in a 3 way french kiss with Hitler and Stalin under its tiny fly pillow. Wake…

Well that’s a switch from a guy who once claimed he’d never have started the Tommy Hilfiger brand if he had known black people were going to buy his clothes.

Like I said, I wasn’t proposing it hasn’t happened, but I am pretty sure it’s less rampant than in the States.

I mean, I’m not saying they wouldn’t face discrimination and structural/systemic racism in Canada, but I’m pretty sure this “detain and torture” stuff isn’t happening up here, or at least not as rampantly. I wish they would have come to Toronto or Montreal instead.

For Brits, that is not a biscuit.

Receding? I think that ship has sailed at this point... Receded?

*Ahem* I apologize for the correction, but those are Great Tits, sir.

Hey, if my “bootstraps” involved training my family’s horses on my family’s fucking horse farm, I bet I’d have an apartment in New York by now too.

Damn your logic!!! Fine. I concede. ;)

I feel mislead. It is clearly not just about crabs. I spotted a seal and at least one lobster on a moped. It should be named “Fight Crustacean and Other Assorted Fight Marine Animals”.

Aww, ya I think I remember hearing something about that. What a shame! I can’t say I’m particularly surprised. The condo bug has been spreading outside of Toronto for a while now. I do remember the Levi’s store. I worked at the Tootsie’s shoe store what seems like about a century ago. If you want a St. Jacob’s Farmer’s…

Sheesh... Sounds like a good problem to have...

I remember going to the Seagram’s Museum more than once as a kid! A school trip and cub scouts if I remember correctly! For what it’s worth, I have lived in Toronto now for over 13 years and have since become a vegetarian as well. Still, I remember those sausages like it was yesterday lmao! Oh man, ya those fritters…

That’s not what I meant, Captain Pedantic.

*End of September.

I grew up in Kitchener-Waterloo, formerly known as Berlin. Home to the 2nd largest Oktoberfest Festival in the world after Munich. Also, the region, all the way up to Guelph and through to Toronto, is known as Silicon Valley North. Home to the Blackberry, the Perimeter Institute, and some of the world’s most advanced…

We do not have In n Out. I wish we did.

I uhhh... Huh. I am Canadian, born and bred. I have no idea whatsoever what you are talking about, but I am about to go on a furious google research mission to find out, because unless you’re sending me on a wild goose chase, it is probably delicious.

Haha awesome! When all of this craziness passes, we’ll have to grab a drink one day!