Right? Our lord on high, Jesus Christ, hallowed be they name, cursed the fig tree in his infinite wisdom because it’s bark wasn’t light enough.

The 12 year old in me bets that thing fuckin’ boogies.

Forced. Heh. From gross financial mismanagement and unethical lending practices. Using whose assets? Ah yes, the very same people who provided both the taxes for the bailout and the funds to pay it pack. C’mon. This has to seem a little incestuous, even to you.

Via interest and fees charged to the very same taxpayers who provided said bailout.

It would be nice if they were fucking over McDonalds rather than individuals.

Haha thanks. That is part of what drives me crazy about the media in general. I genuinely don’t understand how anyone can talk about anything without being upfront about everything that might be on that specific conversational table.

For what it`s worth, I’m Canadian ;D

A knife fight between LaPierre and North? To the death? Yes please.

The guy orchestrated the Nicaraguan contra affair under Reagan’s employ... He is literally a murderer, drug trafficker, arms dealer and all around cartoon villain. Fuck that guy. Even 20 years ago. Too bad you didn’t run him over entirely.

That’s true. No one should be clearing a plate when your fork is still in hand. And if it really is getting down to the wire, a simple “Shall I leave your appetizer on the table while I bring out the next course?” works a lot better than forcefully abducting someone’s plate! Just try to remember that the server…

Part of the reason for that is because in any restaurant (and particularly a fine dining setting), there is a lot of pressure from management/expo to flip tables so as to accommodate any and all reservations and walk-ins. This is fairly precise work, and depends on pre determined time frames for each stage of the…

Your grammar is atrocious. As is your take.

The joke is, the tenets that equate to classical conservatism in the 19th and early to late-mid 20th centuries are now viewed by many the world over as hard left. Literally. The people who are idolized by the right wing (as they alone single handedly created “the good ol’ days” from thin air), would be demonized today…

So, I’m assuming the underground railroad just lead people straight into the ocean then, and not to Canada?

Absolutely. Moreover, it’s honestly one of the best ways to learn the language in earnest. I just got back from Mexico a few days ago, and not only did I receive generally better service whenever I opted for ordering in Spanish, but by the end of the trip (with the help of maybe 15-20 minutes per day using duo lingo…

18 other diners fell ill. Read the damn article.

What ever happened to chefs tasting their own food before they serve it?

This is certifiably good kinja.