Smile for me now, brother.
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Did you know, that before the world’s population was decimated to 10% of its then-current population, the people in Amair-Ika refused to take care of the sick and wounded depending on their “Bank-Ba’Lance”, that getting a gun was easier than getting your teeth fixed, and that the only thing that mattered was currency?
Lol, so did I. I live in Toronto though.
That’s absolutely untrue. We have about 100 German made Leopard main battle tanks, and they are even relatively new. We also have a couple thousand armored combat vehicles.
Don’t worry, they’ll fit in perfectly with the right-wing fuckwits comprising most of rural/suburban southern Ontario.
*Ahem* In that case, the rest of Canada would like a word regarding where our damn navy is gonna be built...!
His Excellency President Admiral General Donald Trump!
Presidente...! We have won the elections this year! I am pleased to report that only 49% of the great nation of Tropico America have failed the test and voted for someone else! Bravo!
Hehe, sorry. These days, my cynicism knows no bounds.
Just wait till Doug Ford is elected Prime Minister in the mid 2020s! Then we will have our very own small handed pumpkin baby!
Well. This is kind of o/t, but for all the Canadians (specifically Ontarians) on the Splinter boat...
You forgot the gays.
The only thing missing is for the Walmart sign to be replaced by one that reads “Arbeit Macht Frei”.
Gosh, we’re sorry.
Whose streets? Peacocks’ streets! No peacocks, no peace! No peacocks, no peace!
Ya. I was once offered some of a slushie from a “friend”, slurped up a bunch of it, and wasn’t told that it contained liquid g. Honestly, the experience was very much like what you describe. Fuck people like that.
Why bother even building a new structure when this could just be rebranded?
Because he hasn’t shat himself and told someone to clean it yet.