Yep. This woman deserves a disproportionately large financial compensation package as a result. If only to set a legal precedent that this sort of shit is ABSOLUTELY not okay.

Wha? How did you?! Damn lol, I grew up in KW hahaha. Your powers are uncanny.

But... Mr. Cruise... you were literally standing there, packing fudge into a box.

This.

Lol not quite. I’m not from the 905!

In high school, I once had a very bad night with Malibu. I can take it as an ingredient, but on its own the smell makes me gag. Also Southern Comfort. Ouzo does the same to me interestingly enough, but that’s because I cannot stand black licorice.

Hehe, aaaah Rooo. I love your takes. Every. Time.

I used to live on Logan, across from the park. I miss Riverdale.

Haha! Yes. I got kicked out of Dance Cave one night cuz my buddy pretended to drink beer out of the tap from across the bar.

Do it! We can always use one more ;)

This is great. Love to see my city represented like this! And yes, there ARE great places to go around Yonge and Dundas! Might I suggest Jazz Bistro: three floors of the best jazz club in Toronto with a Michelin Star chef. Plus, I will mix you a mean cocktail! Best of all, it’s across the street from the Ed Mirvish…

You’re not a legislator? Well well- congratulations Maggie the Cat! You have just been pre-approved and deemed qualified for the position of LEGISLATOR IN CHIEF! Here is a dossier filled with useful information that you may now set on fire and throw in a dumpster.

Even as a non-Nazi human being, I felt precisely like this Nazi robot dog this morning. It was... unpleasant.

Haha, ya we have a lame Jetta wagon, but I will personally clean that shit out myself and make it sparkle if this actually happens.

*Ahem* I know it’s not quite the East Coast, but Toronto would love to host a Jalopnik car show...

I’m from Canada. Everyone here seems very on edge, and I feel like we should all reach a consensus of mutual respect and understanding.

“the Koch brothers’ basement”

Eesh... this is somewhat unnerving. The Koch brothers truly are another sort of terrible vs basically anyone else who could/would buy such a stake in Time. Seriously, anything and everything they do is deliberately and consistently evil. They are like Bond villains without the scars and cats.