Some day in my VW GTI i hope to make it all the way to 55,555.

I’m definitely not a communist, maybe a little socialist, but sometimes you look at capitalism practices and just go “boy this is fucked”.

I used to have a boss who would say early is on time, on time is late.

When America sends its cars, they do not send the best. They are not sending this. They are not sending that. They are sending cars that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems with us. They are bringing flood damage. They are bringing frame damage. They are salvage title. And some, I presume, are…

Superb. What else do you have in the warehouse?

Dammit! And I just ordered Pilot Supersports for the BMW. NOW what? Return them?

Acura successfully side-stepped 20+ years of building a V8 by just waiting for the electric technology to arrive so they could combine 3 additional engines to a V6 to arrive at similar output as a V8. Talk about playing the long game. Suck it, haters.

Sometimes when I’m bored at work I pretend I am Fancy HiMyNameIsJayOnceAgain and I’ll go car shopping on eBay for cars that are worth more than my house.

I think the Funkmaster missed the really obvious marketing opportunity and chose the wrong Ford.

I have a question. Why is the comments section asking me if I have a question?

LOL. Wut?

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

Try Army & Navy Surplus.

“a Scion tC sounds like a fantastically bad idea.”

You don’t want a new one. Get one that’s been on the hormones for a while.

Sporty Luxury Hatchback America Needs?!?!?!?

Size

I don’t have one here... but I do in the warehouse.