Genetic Sexual Attraction is a real disorder that isn’t totally uncommon in a situation where an adult child meets their biological parent after years of separation. They didn’t bond as parent and child and so it opens the door to all this craziness. Not justifying it - just saying that it’s kind of ‘normal’ in an…

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

My sister won a (we’re not American) lottery a long time ago. She was the sole winner in a jackpot. She paid off her debts and all her family and friends*. She bought a nice house, got a part time job to keep herself sane, and had a lot of fun with it.

I agree that getting suddenly filthy rich won’t guarantee you happiness and may cause problems. But I’ve never found working in a boring job 8-12 hours a day to stave off poverty is any sort of spiritual Nirvana either. I would be willing to experiment with a different set of problems for awhile.

This is one of those times when you should use the caps to indicated ‘My Stepson, My Lover’ is a title.

“You get woke every morning and stay woke all day, but are never so woke that you can’t fall asleep when your head hits that pillow at night.”

“It would be more useful to compare a one-to-one example, even if hypothetical, as opposed to Gayle’s. The simple truth is that you’re ignoring the broad context of how women are systematically treated with much harsher beauty standards than men and are much more likely to be discriminated against in nearly all areas.…

Look at this pic of young Kris ... Selma Blair is basically perfect.

So, yeah, like everyone else has said, I don’t think she meant that women can’t be successful if they have children. But what I think, because she said ‘pregnancy’ and not ‘child’, she’s saying is “that notorious ‘abortion provider’ everyone hates ensured that I never had the need for an abortion”. Reminding people…

And why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower, but otherwise not wear pants?

“Fat people don’t know they’re fat because the chemicals in their brain make them think they’re attractive. (Is this a peer-reviewed study, and can I see?)“ = hilarious, also. This whole piece is filled with an easy, quick wit. Is Jezebel hiring because I’d read the hell out of anything Hale writes!

“R-E-S-P-E-T-O / find out what it means to yo”—hillary

RIP!!! Bonus flick of my tía showin off her green card

Prince Ali
Dangerous is he
Ali Ababa.
He must be
A terrorist
Definitely!

Here’s the thing.

ain’t the internet grand.

I loved it. I am also a Sam Waterson fetishist and a devotee of shows/movies where Old People have sex but even taking those facts out of the picture, I loved it.

I was at my zenith around eight years old. I knew what I liked and damnit, it was men who disrupted gender norms.

Woooooo! Sweet Jesus. I just squealed audibly at my desk.