I don’t know why, but the detail of Banner’s clothign still tearing up when he transforming in to someone physically smaller than him is just a brilliant detail to me.

I know, it creates a paranoia. OK GOOFY WHERE IS IT WHY CAN’T YOU SHOW ME!?!?!? Suddenly my camera’s out and I’m spamming pictures until something works.

I prefer the Lucky Emblems as they weren’t taunting you when you couldn’t get them.

“Look Sora, it’s a lucky emblem!” was my least favorite thing to hear in-game. Like, where? Did that line proc because I just ran by one? Is it in the room I just entered while you were saying it? I’m moving fast, game. The voice line was somewhat helpful, but not enough.

“If this card attacks your opponent directly and reduces their life points to 0, you win the match.”

I'm too sore a loser to play fighting games at this level. Combo traps are fucking annoying.

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

Video games do pose a tremendous hazard to our nation’s children. Even now, as a 40-year old man, I still find myself jumping on turtles, eating wild mushrooms, and climbing down random sewer pipes.

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

It’s a scheme. They’re marketing this as a cute waifu companion, but when you get it and turn it on, it’s actually Terry Crews yelling at you to go outside. Terry gets louder and more aggressive the longer you ignore him.

Kashmir - this is a great article.

“I also don’t want to be called a “cuck, faggot, newb” by anyone whose teeth are too far away for me to knock out.”

The overwhelming majority of games I’ve played with females tend to be a lot more chill than all-dude games.  You can call it sexist, sure, but it is also true.

“Gorls only plz (no bois) (authentication required) (i am gorl)”

Is it sexist or feminist to think “girls aren’t toxic?” Because I’m leaning towards the former.

I feel bad for the owner who had to put the place back together afterwards, but man, that woman goin for the ventilation shaft has seen one too many movies...

For you maybe. I paid for Save the World, thats the main part for me

I don’t follow Fortnite but find this fascinating. So, to be clear, was this a one-time event that could be witnessed simultaneously by anyone who was connected to the game at the time, worldwide?

Only a speedy blue hedgehog with a nose for gold coins is able to take him down.