And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

A good single player adventure would be really nice. Subspace Emissary had the right idea to me, but ended up messing everything up by fighting generic enemies in generic environments. Part of what made Melee’s fun was being in the Mushroom Kingdom or doing a Metroid escape sequence. Combining the two would be ideal.

But she don’t care!