Where’s the Kickstarter for Key and Peele to reenact the scene of Crennel having to tell Winslow to maybe stop jerking it in front of everyone so much? I’ll pay double if the roommate who reports him is Ozamatazz Buckshank or Donkey Teeth.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

“....sexual assaulting a woman, exposing himself to another woman, and touching himself in front of a third woman.”

Click-thrus to products from those posts also generate revenue for GMG or whatever they’re calling it now, so yeah the posts are basically ads. And yes the headlines do sometimes read like a real post.

Five bucks says Durant has gotten a text from Kyrie Irving saying something along the lines of, "Don't fuck yourself up. Brooklyn needs us."

Stealing from some professional critic (can’t remember who): There is acting, where someone can do many different kinds of roles, and there is a “performance”, where an actor is fine in a role which fits their limited range.

A venture capitalist pushing around an actually talented person at their place of business? Wonders never cease.

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Maybe the draft pick compensation should be automatic and not reliant on the other team coughing up a pick?

Surely there are better ways to convince teams to be competitive than punishing them for signing good ballplayers

No, actually Strop’s hat is cool.

His last contract paid him 3/$37.5M. He is three years older and making 20% more which outstrips inflation and the average rise in baseball salaries. Even better if you consider he is only playing 2 2/3 seasons.

arrr ‘tis true, the sight of gold drives many a Pirate mad

“Tank” didn’t volunteer to be the catcher because he intended to run and back up plays at first, that’s for damn sure.

Awfully presumptuous to assume a beer league softball catcher is going to do anything other than take a sip of Natty Light once the ball is put in play.

Here is something I don’t understand, genuinely. This isn’t an attempt at a “gotcha.” I feel like I often hear “there is a difference between gender and sex!” said a lot when trying to explain transgender issues to people who don’t want to accept the idea of non-binary at all. But then, here, it seems like no…

I’m the one accountant who took just enough pre-law credits.

I think that’s a pretty weak argument (“those are the rules”). I’m wondering if you would have the same opinion if the rules said trans athletes could NOT ever compete. People question the fairness of rules/laws all the time.

My reading of it, based on the general tone of the article, is that not being in favor of trans athletes competing against women is considered oppressing.

I just can’t agree with this part:

As it’s been said before, Kid Rock is the human equivalent of an above ground swimming pool.