I’ve said this before, but it’s too apt to not repeat here.

Dom, please stop piling on. Show some MRSA.

He certainly has been disastrous for seafood!

Meanwhile, I get side-eye from everyone in line at 7-11 for taking a couple pennies from the tray.

Maybe it’s Bud Light and it’s both piss and beer.

I feel like a simple “YEEUGH” would be enough to send him into a catatonic state. 

BTW for this series the horn at the Oracle should be replaced with a sample of Pusha-T saying "YOU ARE HIDING A CHILD."

If this doesn’t end with Kyle Lowry and Pascal Siakam barricading themselves in Kawhi’s home while Steve Ballmer frantically drives around looking for his address, I’m going to be sorely disappointed.

Nope; it should have been done a while ago.

The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat. Vendors, stuff on the video boards, food and drink...the teams/orgs themselves are doing what they can to keep you from paying full attention.

And nevermind how fucking fast…

This is the series the Dubs need Kevin Durant. Throughout their 5-year run, they’ve only faced 3 elite wings (who happen to be the top-3 players on Earth). Incidentally one of those wings now play for them, another one they injured while he was dominating them (and now they’re facing him again), and we all know who…

That’s Toronto’s best case scenario!

“Hey, Steve, how did the man who survived pancreatic cancer through homeopathy cross the road? Give up? In a coffin. Because he’s dead. You get it? Steve? Steve? Where are you going? I’ve got more jokes.”

Back in 2017, Kawhi was almost single-handedly destroying the Warriors in Game 1 of the WCF...and then he got hurt (incidentally, his last ‘real’ game as a Spur). I’m not saying SA would’ve won that series, but Golden State simply couldn’t contain him. Kawhi might be gimpy this time around, but this GS team has very…

I guess Jobs’ oncologist cracked a few too many jokes when he recommended surgery.

Did he say if anyone at Apple ever realized that a not insignificant swath of their target audience vastly preferred Hodgman to Long?

It’s not not in Europe, if you go by the traditional definition of the Ural and Caucasus Mountain ranges being the dividing lines. It’s just as far east and almost as far south as possible. Now, Kazakhstan’s presence in UEFA, that’s nonsensical.

Ohh c’mon. That is not entirely fair to say. Baku is a city in the middle of nowhere that is impossible to get to. Nobody would live there if there wasn’t oil. And nobody would ever want to go there unless there was a sporting event. Also, it is full of bigots that are inhospitable to outsiders.

This is not a ho hum triple play. This is the best triple play. This is a defensive triple play, not a base-running stupidity triple play.

The only thing that would make it better would be a PxP saying:

“Grounder to third could be three ... on to second for two ... on to first ... TRIPLE PLAY!”

Markelle Fultz’s shot is looking better than it has in years!

That’s a Holstein Steamer. It’s payback for what he was doing to the cows last year that convinced the owner to install security cameras.