The Olympics is all about physical and mental endurance and stamina, and all that other shit focused on what the human body can achieve. Esports are all about sitting in a chair for hours trying not to get carpal tunnel.

Better hurry. Ceti Alpha 6 won’t last much longer.

TouchID on the side (wake/sleep button?) makes much more sense. It sucks on the home button because you have to hold the phone unnaturally. Also, I hope they move the f*cking wake/sleep button. I’m ALWAYS hitting the volume UP button when I want to turn the phone off.

Kellyanne is an ugly whore.

Bruised ribs? Looks like he Martin Riggs’d that left shoulder.

I make some of those faces when I’m coconutting.

You sir, are a dumb ass. What happens when your internet connection goes down? Are you just going to stare at a blank screen? The only web app I use is the one that controls my NAS.

Typical “women are the focus of the episode, so the episode is good” Bricken. The Arya dick measuring contest with Brienne was good. The cave thing was fucking dumb. I was hoping Dany and Jon would bone in there. The Dothraki attack was badass, and showed a big weakness. Namely that the Lannister army “can’t fight”. I…

Clearly it was some Libtard angry at Big Tire.

Disgusting. REAL new parents would be spending like 99% of their time with their kids when they are this young, not partying all night. Famous people just think kids are “trophies”. Yeah, I know they have a nanny watching them while they are out and about, but that’s not a good thing. I have an aunt/uncle that’s…

I think a camping stove that charges your phone is kinda dumb. Why do you have a phone on a camping trip?

I think a camping stove that charges your phone is kinda dumb. Why do you have a phone on a camping trip?

My white kid goes to an inner city school, and has a very high IQ. So there goes your theory.

Greatest American Hero

That’s a weird way to spell “dumb whore”.

Most importantly: Why would anyone pierce their forehead ridges if they contain extra-sensory receptors? That just sounds counter-productive, and really painful.

Is your last name “imnofun”?

Yeah. I’ve heard all these at the last few weddings I’ve been to.

Wow. I hope HBO goes all Hulk Hogan on you guys. I didn’t read anything above this line, so I don’t know if this was a joke or not. Either way, you guys are kinda dicks for promoting piracy.

Why don’t you get a boyfriend, and let him be your sex toy?

Did you just leak Trump’s Oval Office chair? Shit. I guess that’s America’s chair until Trump leaves office.