How fucking hard is it to cook rice? I get the boil in bag ones, stick them in the microwave, and boom...cooked rice. It’s not burnt, or any of that other shit. Why the hell would I want/need a single use device like a rice cooker? I have a huge kitchen, so space isn’t an issue. It just seems dumb.

You got me by one. I had one too large to pass, after dealing with the pain for half a day. I was taken to surgery and they did the lithotripsy. They put a stent in to help them pass. I was in pain from the stent for 3 weeks, and had to take a Percocet about every 6 hours just to make it tolerable. I also had to work…

Nope. Kidney stones...especially ones that need Lithotripsy in order to pass (I had 6 of them pass after the surgery). I have a buddy that has gout in his foot, and has had kidney stones. He told me he’d rather have gout. Same thing for a friend of my wife who has given birth 3 times, and has also had kidney stones.…

My God. Make Trump great again.

crispy.

It was the transformer blew man. Nothing to do with the balloon except for the metal in the mylar caused an arc flash.

There is no “explosion” pictogram on that SDS.

It wasn’t the helium that exploded. It was the transformer below it that blew when the mylar shorted it out.

How about a fist bump?

Mr. President....is that you?

No way all these techie people commenting below are the “I don’t like to touch people” type. I usually do the shake with a little back pat if it’s someone I know and like (irregardless of sex, so everyone gets treated equal). Someone I just met or don’t like, I just do the shake.

You lucky bastard. Have you ever scored with any of them?

Oculus? Looks like a Vive in the Gif.

Oculus? Looks like a Vive in the Gif.

Oculus? Looks like a Vive in the Gif.

LeBron, of course. The guy took a SHITTY Cavs team to the finals in 2007...BY HIMSELF. I’m willing to bet a weeks salary that you could put 2007 LeBron on the worst current NBA team, and he would get them to the playoffs.

Supervisors out on the warehouse floor where I work still use flip phones. They have those rugged Motorola ones. With gloves on, it’s pretty easy to just open the phone to take a call.

Funny shit. People have to get a sense of humor.

Probably pissed that Cuban, who he hates, got the job.

Euron’s got that “finger up my bum” look.