I imagine a lot of those Dexter-defenders wear helmets to bed.

How in hell did Courtney - who stood by Gemma's SUV while it happened - even hear Gemma, who walked back to the honking car, leaned in, and quietly made her threat to the (other) pushy mom?

Fog of war, cousin. Fog of war….

"We found these 30 Chinese men jaywalking. This one fell down."

Oh god they're totally going to do that, aren't they?

I wish someone who isn't trying to sleep with him would tell Donald that, on his best days, he's a mediocre rapper.