I thought Chip Gaines was Garth Brooks

If I were the wife of a man with this hobby I genuinely would rather he go to a giant-breasted prostitute a couple times a month to get his rocks off than have to look at this madness in my home.

I travel a bit for work and I do have that moment before I step in the x-ray thing. I know I have no drugs up my butt, but what if I do? I could never be a mule because 100% I would get caught. I was even to scared to try shoplifting. My friends did it but my Catholic guilt wouldn’t let me do it.

I'm confused. Is this guy a real wrestler or a WWF guy?