Someone, anyone, give the marketing department a huge raise, and have them write more things. For the love of god, there are so many things that's needs this writing brilliance.

@staticfive: I believe you meant: "Why you buy shitty product from shitty Chinese seller?"

@drmrw: Yeah I think that beats texting while driving hands down.

@Aiwass23: That's a good reason not to be friends with that Ex. XD I have to say, that's pretty hilarious though.

@NinjaTaco: So I wasn't the only one thinking it... XD

Am I the only one who stays friends with Exes?

I'm an audiophile myself, but I've honestly never heard anyone say anything bad about that. O_o

Eye strain, eye fatigue, headaches, and nausea? Where have I heard that before...?

Awesome. Not you can give your phone more life, AND protect it's back.

Well shit, I just paid for amazon prime for my gmail account, but I am still a student with a .edu email. :(

@Rosa Golijan: XD I guess that's good enough. I still think a drop test is in order though. Where's iFixit when you need it?

@Rosa Golijan: I think we should do some drop tests.

@Rosa Golijan: But will little rubbery nubs withstand the torrent of sheets thrown about by a thrasher or someone who just woke up? XD

I'd be afraid of that thing rolling off the nightstand.

@tumes: I've been playing too much L4D2; I misread that as Confederacy of Crunches.

@PixelProphet: You and me, both, my friend. You and me, both.

@PixelProphet: You and me, both, my friend. You and me, both.

Fring frazzled Skype's feathers? Fuck!

Reminds me of this.

@octasquid: Well sure, that's diversity of product right there. I like the styles of some Android phones more than others, and that's what I choose them based on.