He’s getting off on the idea of the head of a country deigning to speak to him. It’s a boost for his ego and basically it’s moments like these that are the only reason he ran for president. He could give two shits about actually dealing with the day to day stuff. It’s the optics of meeting with bigwigs to validate his…

He’s gonna screw Nieto who is already very unpopular by accepting his invitation, and then he’s going to come back and lie about how much they like him down there. No press corp necessary for that.

He is a private citizen as of now. So...nothing?

The Crunchwrap Supremes down there are outstanding.

Could we not let him back in? Is being a asshole grounds to lose citizenship? And now is your chance Melania! Run like the wind!!

If it was too dangerous for Trump to come to Chicago, how can anywhere in Mexico be safe for him?

Great!

I think you may have hit on something...

When he says “people don’t realize we have very strong laws” he means HE didn’t realize we already had ANY immigration laws.

Was this Rick Perry quote with or without glasses? Only one of them is smart.

“There are some that hear this is going to be 1,200 miles from Brownsville to El Paso, 30-foot high, and listen, I know you can’t do that.”

John Mulaney fan?

This is terrible, just a sideshow with no winners, only losers. It’s gross and inhuman thing to do in the year 2016, y’know. Use the New York Post as a source.

You think that’s bad? I keep hearing about some rich guy saying America’s full of losers, worse than the worst war zones, that we’re run by crooked liars, that Russia’s great, etc. Really traitorous stuff. Of course the guy’s American, going after his own kind. Sad!

Don’t lie you know that she doesn’t take up any space.

Really. This is 2016. We don’t call them “leeches” anymore. They’re called “Kardashians".

I have a feeling that he’s one of those doctors who’s only kept in business by people who started going to him 25-30 years ago when he was kinda competent. They’re all either too old to realize how shitty he is, or too lazy to care. New patients go to him once and then nope the fuck out of dodge.

There’s more room now that Ann Coulter has crawled out.

Just when you think Mad Professors are an entirely fictional and outdated concept...

And worst of all, they’re almost all made in China.