Poe’s Law

Really? That read like sarcasm to me.

Yeah fuck people without health care. WHat a victory!

I definitely have a sense that his fame is starting to weigh on him. I went to his concert in Chicago and I was expecting his show to to be flashy and upbeat the entire time, but sadly, it was mundane and not that entertaining and I think that reflects his depression and where he’s at in life. He probably doesn’t even…

I definitely don’t know how to feel about the fact that Justin Bieber is conducting himself with relative maturity on Instagram (slave hyperbole aside). His desire to have boundaries between his public persona and his private life is understandable, and he makes his point respectfully. So I get what he’s saying.

good for him

Sorry to get all serious, but this happens to our elders every day. Recently finished my seminar paper (like a dissertation, but for law students) on financial exploitation. It was 44 pages, but I’ll drop some facts real quick and hope people take notice:

As disgusting as this is, I actually prefer this on a idealogical level compared to the politicians who think there should be exceptions. I think it is pretty hypocritical to allow it in some cases and not others because you either think that the fetus is a fully formed human being or you don’t. I don’t really see how…

It’s not my joke but it’s a good one:

I’m sure Putin will personally investigate it.

To be fair, his ex didn’t say it to his face. But agreeing to marry him and then dump him, based on what were led to believe is due to his small dick, is kind of shitty

Oh, for sure. But if you get breast implants, that doesn’t increase the number of nerves. . . it just spaces them out farther, right? And if this implant is going around his dick, it seems it would desensitize it some.

So like, does it feel as good for him? Real question, because I’d imagine rubbing a breast implant is probably less sensitive than a natural breast would be.

I remember being a chubby teen and thinking all my problems would be solved if I was thin. I lost weight and was still a mess. I’d bet this guy is still fucked in the head, which may also explain the super fast engagement (“I finally found someone who likes my penis!!)

Seriously, what a fantastic bit of publicity. This story could not be more ideal for those purposes.

He’s proud, perhaps for the first time ever. I’ll allow it. The real one who lacks class is his ex, who apparently shamed him.

No dick jokes please!! Okay, here’s one:

If he’s the one who’s speechless, he’s using it wrong.

If I were a baby whose parents took me to a Trump rally, I’d absolutely hate my parents once I grew up and found out.

Justin my pants amiiiiriiiiite?!?!?!