If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

Oh God I didn’t think it could get any worse, but fuck it just did.

That’s where my mind went.

Nothing But Cowards

Now Being Crappy.

NBC= Not Being Cool.

Maybe they get an opportunity to make him look (even more) foolish?

Not having to work on the View seems like a good thing.

Going to assume the former.

Post-partum psychosis or is something in the water there? This is completely horrifying.

Yeah I think a key to success may be finding the right dude, who has that mix of experience (along with all the other desirable traits in a partner). Too many dudes have been picked that either have outrageous porn addictions & fantasies, or bad/little sexual experience. Not sure how common these kinds of desirable…

Man, the CIA must really want him to be in deep cover.

This is way easier said than done and totally ignores those of us who are either in abusive relationships or who have difficulty saying no because we were abused/assaulted in the past.

you know how boys start whacking it around 10-11? girls gotta start whacking it earlier too (cause isn’t like the average age when women start masturbating like early 20s?).

:facepalm:

I really want to know if:

I just saw a pink breast cancer cement truck this morning. Oh, fuck the fuck off already with that shit. Seriously.