I have to brag about how good my cat is. A squirrel got into my apartment Monday morning. I heard my cat running around like a madcat, and when I went into the parlor he had the squirrel “treed” at the top of a window, hiding behind the curtain. I freaked out, but my cat was calm. He kept the squirrel in place until…

Then why does MY fluffy insist on crying at the bedroom door until I wake up and give in even though I just washed all the bedding?

This is how one of our cats got herself a home. She walked into the open garage on a warm autumn day, opened the door from the garage to the kitchen, and waltzed in. Three years later, she’s basically running the place.

Hi guys,

The fact the the cat opened the door, saw the camera, AND THEN WALKED THROUGH THE CAT DOOR! OMG LOLZ!

This could be perfect. They have a girl called Spider Pratt who grows up to marry someone in Leslie Mann’s family and she will be called SPIDER MANN. She would definitely get her own reality show.

I remember this season! It was so gooooooooooood. But thank god its finally canceled.

It would be a bigger tragedy if Oxygen stopped marathoning the early seasons.

I will take care of women

He talks like a very young child writing an essay. “I love ice cream because it is very, very good.”

some even wanted to build wall between USA and Canada, no way, no way, we need their hockey players

I do not want this asshat to “cherish” me. I don’t want him anywhere near me. Or my uterus. Or my government.

“Meh.”

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

“Let me bring another innocent life into this world because clearly I’m doing a fabulous job at this whole parenting thing.”
:/

Didn’t Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv have an in tact, successful family on “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air”? She was a professor and he was a lawyer, and they had enough money to have not only their own children, but their nephew in an elite private school.

I hate to say this, but I think he’s mostly pissed about the lost royalties.

Because if you don’t you’re old and lame. Or something.

I just hit 200 followers, it is pretty goddamned mind blowing. My cats are just really handsome.