This reads like someone asked him how he felt about American Idol ending.
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to be fair all white people seem the same to me.
If you’re super ripped and crush pussy on the regular, you’re an Alpha.
Meanwhile all of us women are off fucking normal men who don’t identify themselves by weird wolf terms like “alpha” and “beta.” Who would have thought?
This. They never look within and adjust accordingly. Nope, women be bitches.
I can never quite wrap my brain around how this thought process works. Do they really HONESTLY believe that the only men who end up in relationships are chest-beating bro-style Alphas? Like, don’t they have anyone in their lives that prove that regular folks can have relationships? Friends? Family members? Co-workers?…
The funny (but not really) thing is that ‘alpha’ males are bitching that women only want to fuck the ‘lesser’ ‘beta’ males now and can’t handle manly men.
From Reddit:
Lying is a sin, Mr. Daleiden. A good Christian boy like yourself should know that.
Waffle Houses just aren’t safe anymore. You have to be armed or you might get attacked by old people with crutches.
Like hell am I going to a Waffle House in Kentucky at 2am without my gun.
But he’s a 23 y.o. who says “anywho.”
Damn, hooking a 23-year-old in your 50s. Way to go, girl!
Sure, but like, a simple “he’s my best bro and a great dude” would probably suffice? Matt needs to get some immodium for that logorrhea.
Can we talk about J.Lo for a moment? I know nobody cares about my stupid boner (deservedly so), but man oh man she just keeps getting more gorgeous. I always hear outrageous stuff that she slathers herself in creams that cost $10,000 an ounce that are made from angel farts and unicorn tears and I get annoyed, then I…
WHEN will Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio realize that their relationships don’t work out because they just need to get together, already
A powerful Senator can be just as effective as a President. Just two years into the job and she is always in the spotlight, whether she is taking it to Wall Street and corporate CEO’s or fighting for Planned Parenthood and BEM.