So they passed a law that makes it so that abortion providers can’t have patient transfer arrangements with local hospitals, then they force PP to shut down because the state laws also require that all outpatient clinics have patient transfer arrangements with local hospitals.

He still forgot the best Leonardo.

To me that is a perfect example of people making religion work for them in whatever way they want. Oh this thought process is greedy and shitty? Jesus wanted it that way. Because I said so.

Cavuto: At least I have a brain to take over. My point is —

I’ve been saying it for years. If republicans actually bothered to pay attention to what he said, they’d realize they hate Jesus. He IS a communist who hates people who make money off of their faith. He also says prayer and faith should be a very private thing and that no one else should know about your faith. All he…

Unfortunately, in a 500 channel universe, it only takes a couple million wingnuts to make a hit. Which is why they were a thing to begin with. 320 million of us didn’t watch them, just the way 320 million of us don’t watch the Kardashians. But that few viewers is apparently all it takes now to make money for networks.

My question would be this: will ma and pa Duggar appear on the specials? I feel like they are just as responsible for Josh as Josh himself is...

My wife picked it up for a few minutes. She promptly tried to stop at a red light (who does that?) and accidentally rear ended another car. She apologized profusely to the television for it.

We should all move to Canada.

Cops crash party; no one is shot.

HOORAY

Sure, but does your phobia cause you to place your child and the public in immediate danger?

You can push him down a flight of stairs while I attack him with a wire hanger.

A one-month-old is so tiny... if it was a direct hit, I don’t see how there’s any hope of keeping that hand.

Are shootings happening with more frequency this year, or am I just more aware of them than in the past?

I really hope the Kardashians makes fun of nurses soon.

Seriously, why does anyone even care what Bristol Palin has to say about anything? She’s completely irrelevant, as far as I’m concerned. Ahmed Mohamed has ALREADY accomplished more in life than she probably ever will.

Are condom bouquets a thing? Cuz he could mail her a big one. I mean, bouquets come with cards.

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…