Um.. generally they don’t get to do it for survival, because when African countries allow random hunting of animals for food, there are very few animals left in the morning.

hahah, suck it, faggots

Hey, if you’re a Gawker writer or editor now is a great time to rack up some neutrally-worded content for your resume.

Yeah, it’ll be like the market for non-Gawker clickbait when all of Denton’s employees lose their jobs.

Should console you when Denton closes up shop. BRAHMMMMMMMMMMM

It’s not like they’re doing something crazy, like buying Gawker stock. Suck it.