I remember when California tried to ban certain weapons by identifying them by name. The manufacturers renamed the weapons and kept selling them. I don’t know if this was due to ignorant legislators or well-lobbied legislators deliberately leaving gun manufacturers an easy work-around.

Regulation of firearm features eventually leads to a competition between Congress and Engineers at the manufacturers.

I had a conversation with a stranger at Jewel a few weeks ago to rate area Jewel stores. It was cathartic and we both had a lot of (similar) fucking opinions about Jewel, apparently.

My boyfriend mocks me for this. “Oh, I see you stood in a line just now. How long did it take you to make friends and tell them you’re from WV?”

Seriously, the work place is where we work. I have read so many think pieces about how younger people prioritize “socializing” as fundamental to a work environment. I don’t know if this is true, but Murthy seems to be starting from that premise. For me, at least, teaching at a university felt more like being a…

You aren’r given a choice in your family, either.

Lol I know this woman from Oklahoma, Phyliss, who will FUCKING STALK YOU if she doesn’t get to say hello to you today. Like I used to see her every day at the hospital when her husband was in and after a month he left and now she will still be sure to come by and check on how my dog is doing and if any of my nephews…

Point: Loneliness is slowly killing you.

Here’s the thing about my co-workers though: we’re thrown together by chance, not choice. So I’m not predisposed to giving a shit about them on a personal level. I do give a shit if they turn their TPS reports on time, respond to my emails in a timely fashion, don’t burn popcorn in the microwave, and avoid using empty…

Disgusting.

Shame is they probably already reproduced.

When caught, these two should be neutered.

COTFD you witty bastard

I hope it doesn’t get too dark. There’s cops around.

Welcome to 2017. I assume you’ve been in a coma since January.

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

That got dark reeeeeeal quick

They tried that. Three of the cops in attendance shot the video screen and a fourth threw a stolen handgun with a missing serial number.

Cop 1: What kind of gun is that?