As if they’d turn down someone of that profile with that amount of money. THERE ARE NO MORALS, ONLY ZUUL.

I appreciate the firm tone of the Weeknd’s team statement. There’s no distancing in there about how this has nothing to do with The Weeknd, no hedging bets as to the crew members’ culpability. It shouldn’t feel refreshing to see a response like this, but sadly, it is.

I vote that we just pay more attention to them. I’ve had this type of conversation several times with friends who worked at concert venues (doing the stereotypical M&M sorting type of thing), and we all realized that we have our own oddities that are only private because no one shops/cleans/cooks for us.

So Ryan Phillippe is truly a dick confirming what I knew in HS that his character in Cruel Intentions was irredeemable before he died and whatsherface was better off with his diary and his car.

This one is cuttlefish, not octopus. But, I feel like our cephalopod overlords will have no problems banding together to take over.

Yeah, but the millennial octopuses aren’t buying houses in Octopolis because of avocado toast.

So an octopus can unscrew a jar from the inside. Big deal.

SOOOOOONNN

Aw come on

Yessssssssss — stories about octopus intelligence thrill and terrify me in equal measures. Whenever I get drunk, I ask my biologist friend if octopuses would take over the world if they somehow managed to:

“I must make two honest confessions to you, my Christian and Jewish brothers.

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…

Is it just me, or does “Punished Stormer” sound like a gay BDSM porn site?

I’m predicting the Cersei/Jamie offspring will marry the Dany/Jon offpspring to bring peace to the land (and some genetic disorders.)

The best part is Samer trying his absolute hardest not to break while delivering the phrase “winter boo” repeatedly.

Samer keeping a straight face through most of this is a hell of an accomplishment.

It's more comfortable that way

Uhhh...90% of what? Who ever taught that to you ought to be smacked.