That Pepperidge Farm bread is fancy, man. It’s wrapped twice.

I can swim but only the breaststroke. The slowest of them all.

Productivity on a sunday. Not going to happen.

What do you think the power elite is doing to Manhattan?

Zero Xerox Ducksauce

Just when I thought I was out........

No need to worry as results are scripted anyway.

I only watch for the crashes.

No taking away manual user saves as a scheme to squeeze more revenue.

Dark gray one looks the best by far.

really?

would you rather he strapped a knight to his dick?

Magic is 6'9 and he played PG.

admiral ackbar!

“How to Win Friends and Influence People” by Dale Carnegie.

“Will Smith”

since when does pimp my ride mean fix my ride?

This deal is getting worse all the time!