I didn’t realize Kavanaugh went out to brunch to have Mimosas the day he supposedly assaulted Ford. Nor do I accept the premise that alcohol leads to assault. Most people who drink don’t end up assaulting other people.

Also, bottomless mimosas is a thing this bar normally does with brunch service. And playing this hearing in a bar is a VERY DC thing to do. You’d have to work to find a bar not playing it here.

Just because a certain news story is everywhere on TV and social media doesn’t mean a restaurant or bar needs to address it

Here is my hot, straight from Papa John’s pizza oven, take:

For fuck’s sake. Why are you contributing to this disgusting widespread virgin-shaming in the media? Just stop it. It’s not hard to believe that an attractive man in his 20's is a virgin if you have any familiarity with people who aren’t white Anglo Christian Americans. Sites on here are always posting articles…

Hey Jared, I have an idea for a new shirt:

I mean she discussed Kylie and Travis’ child, claiming that Travis basically used his child as a prop for album sales. So yeah, actually, you WILL discuss someone’s child, Nicki.

I live in Waco and was just realizing today that I have yet to see a single Cruz sign (not that I‘m actually lookung). Beto is everywhere.

Wait, What the hell is this article about? You’re mad because this is an interview where two people talk? and now what exactly? A hard hitting interview of Emma  Stone?? This is so confusing. Why are you mad??? And is there actual backlash or did you just make that shit up? Because this article is the first i’ve heard…

She also had therapeutic dose of lorazepam (Ativan) in her system. Mixing lorazepam and alcohol makes you so tired and can depress your breathing. If anyone reading this has thought of mixing, one or the other, never mix.

My understanding (tho apparently there’s still some debate about this) is that there’s no mechanism for the skin to monitor its current oiliness level — it simply produced oil at whatever pace is “normal” for it, genetically speaking. It’s very possible that the shampoo[s] you were using were either A) using…

I think what Kim is doing is great and that this particular approach is best for her. Kim generates an obscene amount of attention—eclipsed only by the amount of focus Trump gets. Putting them together means each meeting and the subsequent outcome is covered extensively in the media driving fruitful discussions about…

And maybe with each success she has she gets a little closer to being able to that. Congress is a circus of shit flinging monkeys not so easily persuaded in the same direction. Working Trump might be the best course of action for the time being. Even it is, sadly, one person at a time.

I don’t care who it is using their power to help people, it’s a good thing.

Did you all miss the part where the demonized, vilified, practically exiled young woman turned out to be an intelligent commentator on the state of politics and feminism today? Or are you still buying the spin being fed to you by the folks currently pillaging Nancy Pelosi (and, until chickens colonize the moon,…

Well, that certainly makes it okay for what purports to be a legit news organization to lie about why they brought her to the conference, sure.

Have you ever been to El Paso, or even Texas at all?  This isn’t an uncommon occurrence.  I’d be more surprised if a guy named Robert who grew up in El Paso wasn’t called Beto, regardless of his ancestry.  I’m whiter than mayonnaise but even I have a jumpsuit with “Beto” stitched above the pocket.  The guys I worked…

Ya... don’t get your hopes up. This is an internet poll with a sample size of 500 people. Furthermore, the majority of Cruz’s losses in other surveys have been coming from Republicans who don’t think he is Trumpian enough (hence why Greg Abbot is doing so much better) which is likely the case here. If you think voters…

But lastly: how the hell does a teenage girl strangle another girl to death with a rope in broad daylight in an alley that gets foot traffic?

The rapper, whose new song fucking rules who is an unapologetic homophobe and anti-Semite,