My theory: she used a sperm donor 

I once got a blister on my side from a VS bra. There was some kind of hard nub of rubber/plastic where the band met the cup and I had to return it. The saleswoman told me “yes, well, that may happen with cheaper bras.” I spent $50 on that thing . . .

I once saw Lindy West at a Palm Springs pool club and will forever regret not saying hi. 

You don’t need to resort to name calling to get your point across.

Substantial Democratic gains were made in the state legislature that creates Texas’s batshit laws. More marginalized communities in the state voted than ever before. I think this is a strong progress for statewide dems and I’m very sorry to hear that Beto losing statewide election by only 3 percentage points was…

Are you kidding? Texas dems flipped 11 seats in the house from blue to red. Two seats in the state senate from blue to red. Lina Hidalgo is now a Harris County judge. People worked their asses off for TWO YEARS to get this kind of progress and I think it’s a huge win. Progress isn’t measured by who won the Senate…

Texas Democrats flipped 11 seats in the state House and two seats in the state Senate. Texas Dems also flipped several suburban districts from red to blue, which is the only way Texas can become a swing state in 2020. That’s huge, and I’m not here for anyone who has only ever lived and organized in blue states saying…

And a happy Tuesday to you too!

I’m half Hispanic and my DNA test showed me to be 25% “Native American.” Which makes sense! My Latinx side is rooted in Native (South) America. I can for sure see people interpreting a result like that as being American Indian and feeling it affords them the right to wear a headdress at Coachella.

I’m half Hispanic and my DNA test showed me to be 25% “Native American.” Which makes sense! My Latinx side is rooted in Native (South) America. I can for sure see people interpreting a result like that as being American Indian and feeling it affords them the right to wear a headdress at Coachella.

*The Weeknd, no ‘e’

Thanks Bobby, you just made me buy $22 floss.

Can I unsubscribe from all these Dr. Pimple Popper posts

I love James Corden and I love Carpool Karaoke and I will not apologize for that.

I was using LinkedIn to find my first job back in 2011, and they didn’t have a block feature at the time. I got harassed by soooo many shitty men. It was like, aha - that’s how I know you have no women working for you. 

Counterpoint - the vast majority of the world’s “self-made” billionaires also come from families and circumstances that enabled their wealth. If famous parents were really all you needed to make this list, then Jayden Smith would be on here.

She’s up there with the worst acts I’ve ever seen live. I saw her at Day for Night festival in Houston - she was an hour late for a 50-minute set and played for 10 minutes.

Jesus Christ there are horrifying images of children and elderly people being evacuated by helicopter. I just lost my childhood home. Can you drum up a little bit of empathy for the people who lost everything and who are reading your fucking comments? Hillary won Houston by over 12 points. Do we have your sympathy…

My childhood home is completely destroyed. My car is flooded and unusable. My family is frantically trying to find a place to stay for the next few weeks. Most of my friends’ houses are underwater. My grandmother’s business is done after this. I hope you never have to deal with a catastrophic tragedy and then see…