I felt bad about being a pick flosser (the very bad for the environment plastic with floss on one end that the author uses.) I asked my dentist if it was bad I only used real floss maybe 5x a week. Then added a joke about at least I’m not using a waterpik! He told me that it’s floss and I’m regularly using it so I…

I keep thinking he would do West Virginia for two reasons:

What a steal for the best QB in history!

As I understand it, when a runner switches which arm is holding the football he is currently in the process of fumbling it, with no control of what he’s doing. They’re just super lucky and manage to recover it with their other arm, which is why the stat sheet is littered with about 50 fumbles per game.

I’m surprised the news of Ben’s involvement wasn’t broken by his elderly aunt, the New York Times.

What person has verbally said the name “LeBron” the most number of times since LeBron James was born in 1984? One would assume it would be his mom or one of his close friends or mentors, but I could see a broadcaster, podcaster, or hardcore Cavs fan topping the list. Who would you guess?

At least it led you to find a higher power: heroin.

That doesn’t mean it was OK for him to be drunk in public in front of cops.

Seriously, the team needs to go back to the great kits of years past.

I don't go to Hooters because it's a shitty, unhealthy, bullshit chain restaurant. Just like I don't go to Friday's or any of that other garbage. The food is shitty, makes you fat and is bad for your health. Go to a local restaurant with clean food.

Somewhere, Mel Kiper, Jr. just became erect.