I would agree with you if I believed for one second that Sharon is telling the truth about the judge saying “Do you know your mother makes sex movies?” to a 4 year-old.  There is a 0% chance that this actually happened.  

There is absolutely no chance that she is telling the truth.  

Let’s not sit by him at lunch.  

I had a 2000 A4 with the 1.8t. Oil sludge was a big problem. 

Hey hey hey. Whoooa!

They should change the name of the show to Maudlin Schlock.

Who is going to sue Petito’s parents for not doing their job?

My new fashion footwear line has sandals with socks attached.  

Wow...you sure do say a lot of things that make you think you sound smart. You could probably save a lot of time by just smelling your own farts.

“I guess the sex symbol-y thing is part of what people think of me,” she says. “And it’s not like I’m trying to change it.”

You should really work on your reading comprehension skills.

Tired of being treated like a sex clown? Stop putting on the fucking red nose.

When the Spears saga ends badly, I hope it also ruins the lives of all of her “fans”.

“I’m just glad she finally found someone who actually wants to spend time with her and her kids. Lord knows that for all the, err, controversial videos of Brady kissing his kids, if he wanted to spend more time with his family, he would!! You know, instead of retiring then un-retiring, leaving all the child-rearing to…

“To be fair to Butler, which I have no real reason to do, his voice could have been forever altered after playing Elvis and this is now, indeed, his real voice”

Tell me more about your “free” idea. Just because you are not paying for it, doesn’t mean it’s free.

It is clearly a great idea to crowdsource mental health treatment.

Whoopi seems to have the same problem with Jewish people that Dave Chappelle has with Trans people.

Timely response!

I can’t find my notes...do we hate Jen now?