I thought her injuries were sustained by trying to put her arm through her fax machine to create those photos.  

I believe this whole story...especially the part where Pitt says: “No, mommy’s not OK. She’s ruining this family. She’s crazy.”

At this point, this site is authored entirely by hypocritical, self-loathing shitbags who hate themselves only slightly less than they hate their dads.

Any man who can’t control his temper or handle his drink is a loser.

With all of the interior trappings of a really nice Ford Taurus.  

Jesus.  You should talk to Will Smith about your anger issues.  

Is this the “have mercy” guy?

This also assumes that we would want a Supreme Court Justice who saw fit to be a law professor at Oral fucking Roberts University.  

You read every word of what I wrote and you’re reading this too. You can’t help yourself. “Stop arguing with strangers in the internet”?  Hilarious coming from someone with a kinja catalog the size of yours.  You are such a spiteful hypocrite.  

My story is 100% true. The fact that you don’t believe me doesn’t bother me at all. Here’s something else for you not to believe: we all make way more than $80k/year. Way more. I normally wouldn’t mention that, but knowing that it bothers you so much is really satisfying for some reason. Your lustful efforts to…

You’re right, I did gloss over some things. I was orphaned at age 15 and the people that I was sent to live with stole the small amount of money I was supposed to inherit from my parents. So, yeah, I glossed over the dead parents portion of my story.

I grew up poor, but I worked hard in school...hard enough to get some academic scholarships at a pretty good college. I had a work/study during the school year and worked full time in the summers while interning at another job for FREE simultaneously. I pursued a degree that was economically viable and knew that I…

I assume this is also retroactive. I paid off my student loans (that I took out as an adult) over 10 years ago and can’t wait to get my $10k!!!!!!!!!!!!

More slideshows please!!!

Fuck off with these slideshows.

After a year of 10-to-14 hour workdays, the use of seven recording studios and just under $1 million in production costs, Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumours” was released in 1977

They should change the name of this show to Maudlin Schlock.

Saying any of the writers around here have a narrative gives them far too much credit. These sites are 95% lazy nonsense.

What the fuck is this bullshit?

Yikes.