Great point! “The state of the world” certainly is only a reference to one other thing.

Who is your favorite rock and roll band?

Holy shit!  This is poorly written!  Do you have an editor?

For accounting purposes let’s have her bankruptcy countdown clock start on 1/1/20

Is the towing capacity still 6lbs 4oz?

It’s stupid.

You’re probably right...all of the above. I sometimes slip and forget that celebs are always selling something.  Fucking always. 

There is a difference, though not always for the better. And it often seems like a law of diminishing returns.

People don’t shoot scotch. 

Remember when he was in that movie where he yelled: “Show me the money!!”

When I was in 1st grade my mom had a white fox body mustang. 1980 or 81. 3.3L V6? The car is arguably total garbage, but at the time I thought it was super cool,

Oh, look at this. “Triggered Boomer”. Looks like someone has been picking up buzzwords at the microbrewery. Sorry to hurt your feelings...I’m Gen X. You’ve heard of us. We’re the generation that managed to move out of the basement yet aren’t responsible for destroying the planet.

I’ve been reading this site for a long time. You’re right, this site is less and less for me all of the time. And I guess that was also true for most of truly talented writers who abandoned this ship a long time ago.  As for the talent that remains, I often wonder what they are still doing here.

I know that you desperately need me to be conservative and/or republican...I’m neither and I’ve never even read Breitbart...but I can’t imagine that they would do a much worse job than a lot of the dogshit that passes for journalism on the former Gawker sites. Plus, I’m sure that they would focus solely on American…

Pederast.

Go flip through some old photographs of yourself, pick out the one of you at your best, and beat off to it for eternity you self-important cunt.

I’m not ignoring that at all. I am very familiar with Clarkson’s behavior and his reputation...and I am also familiar with May’s. If this were an article about Jeremy Clarkson’s new show or an article about Richard Hammond’s new show (who I find to be even more insufferable than Clarkson) I wouldn’t even have bothered…

I’d be happy to read an article around here where the author isn’t compelled to cram in a bunch of virtue signaling.  Give it a fucking rest already. 

Who gives? My last Uber driver told me that we are living in “the end times”...so I’m not gonna squander my remaining time studying data!

The dude is a massive douchebag.  I don’t know if he’s the king, but he is definitely a member of the court.