“I’m heartened by the fact that people now routinely express outrage about Bill Clinton,”

Yeah.  This website has turned into a fucking joke.

I was with you until I saw the steering wheel in that thing.  Gross.

Pete Davidson is single again. But... is he funny yet?

T&C

Then there was that docuseries about his brother Al: a shoe salesman from Chicago. 

Remember when he was in that movie where he yelled: “Show me the money!”?  Remember that?

One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, “maize”. Another famous Indian was “Crazy Horse”. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.

Oh man.  Cuba Gooding Jr.  Remember when he was in that movie where he yelled “Show me the money!”? 

Adrian Peterson is human garbage.

How about a Dukes of Hazzard reboot.

Are they OK?

Remember when her brother lied about being black to get into med school?  Sure seems like the Kaling kids were raised by assholes to be assholes.

Hey everybody!  Listen up!  Mindy has another complaint!

The fucking superbowl halftime show...always a decade (or more) behind what’s relevant.  J-Lo?  What, were Creed and REO Speedwagon unavailable?  

I’ve always found DeGeneres to be remarkably unfunny and generally unlikable.  Only in Hollywood can people gain so much from so little talent.  

260 horsepower and a whopping 442 lb-ft of torque.

Stop shaming Braff!  I’m calling the police!

I am outraged!!

Hurry up everyone!!!  Become outraged on her behalf!!!!