Adrian Peterson is human garbage.

How about a Dukes of Hazzard reboot.

Are they OK?

Remember when her brother lied about being black to get into med school?  Sure seems like the Kaling kids were raised by assholes to be assholes.

Hey everybody!  Listen up!  Mindy has another complaint!

The fucking superbowl halftime show...always a decade (or more) behind what’s relevant.  J-Lo?  What, were Creed and REO Speedwagon unavailable?  

I’ve always found DeGeneres to be remarkably unfunny and generally unlikable.  Only in Hollywood can people gain so much from so little talent.  

260 horsepower and a whopping 442 lb-ft of torque.

Stop shaming Braff!  I’m calling the police!

I am outraged!!

Hurry up everyone!!!  Become outraged on her behalf!!!!

What was her answer?

“The good news for everyone else is that college doesn’t really matter. The bad news is that college does sometimes matter in the job market.”

This paragraph made my brain explode:

“Take my wife quips” are funny.

Stupid.

This has way more to do with stupid athlete hero-worship than with victim blaming.

Kendall literally left early, you guys.