Who doesn’t round their assets to the nearest $100,000,000?

Beard?!?

I had a new 5 series as a loaner and I had to shut off their much more basic HUD because it was giving me fucking vertigo.

1.8 million people take the SAT every year.

Bieber is right.

You nailed it.

Yep. Then the low ballers will contact me anyhow and tell me how their offer is special because they’re paying with cash. Then they’ll ask me to deliver it along with all of the service records.

I have this exact kart!  I got it in 1st grade circa 1985.  I still have it...not in as good of shape, of course...but this post in an inspiration to bring it back to its former glory. 

If you believe what you write in this article, then I think that one day you are going to find karma to be a real bitch.

‘Don’t touch me’

What do you call a person who enlists the words of MLK to address losing his oscar-hosting gig for being an unfunny, homophobic sack of shit?

While I’m sure Clarence Thomas is a scum bag, Anita Hill is also sketchy as hell. She taught at Oral Roberts for chrissake...

Kevin Hart is woefully unfunny.

She’s a beaut.

The idiots are winning.

HEADLINE: Obvious Narcissist has Unflattering Personality Traits

Where to cantaloupe go on summer vacation?  John Cougar Melon Camp.

What is Pete Davidson’s talent?

“We need to stop demonizing people”

Who the fuck are these people?