Wow. You are such a fucking hack.

After reading this article I still can’t decide whether you are a bigger hack than you are a douche or if it’s the other way around.

How in the fuck do either of these people have jobs?

Somebody fax me when Leslie Jones does something that’s funny and/or entertaining.

These cars are stupid.

Hooray for Everything for every Super Bowl! I love those clean-cut young go-getters.

This gif perfectly captures what an annoying douche this dude is. This is what he thinks passes for humor. This is what happens when you are surrounded by and socialized by a gaggle of giggling tweens your entire life.

Oh. My mistake. 1000 pardons.

Pretty sure it’s called Skee-ball...so you can’t be that great.

I’m not sure. Why do you have so many Chuck E. Cheese tokens? Were they part of your severance package?

Seek professional help.

Zing!

And people who don’t agree with you should kill themselves? You sound like a massive fucking asshole.

Amen.

Drove the identical car in college:

I agree with you and I think most of Warshington does as well.

JT is King Douche.

Sense humor.