Are you sure you didn’t mean Val Kilmer?

Fun fact: I prefer the use of “earth to” instead of “fun fact”.

Bravo! The world needs more satire. You nailed it!

WINDSTAR!

I had the exact same problem on my 98 XJ. I thought the engine was toast. This was long-before I wrenched on my own vehicles. Thankfully I found an honest mechanic who fixed it and only charged me $70. I drove it for 2 more years with no issues...I bet it’s still on the road.

This is what I bought after my divorce (as a second vehicle). If you think a dog likes sticking its beak out of an open window, imagine how much it likes an open top.

I looked like Kevin. Still do. I’m not proud of it.

Want to invest in something that is sure to fail?

We had this problem. The cat would jump at the door and hang from the doorknob. It sounded like a murderer trying to break into the bedroom.

Attention Everyone:

That is an Elvis mural on the hood!

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It’s pronounced “schina”.

I don’t know who Kesha is either, but I do know that Jerry Seinfeld is a douchebag.

My mom had this exact car when I was a kid. She sold her foxbody mustang to get it. She eventually sold her blue 12a to buy a newer, whiter 12a. That one eventually caught on fire and there was sadness throughout the land. My mom passed away not long after that. I wonder what she would be driving today? She had great…

Serious question: Is there an advertising doctrine that believes there is some sort of advantage gained by annoying consumers into submission? Again, this is a serious question.

I don’t even believe in ghosts, but that plane is fucking haunted for sure.