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I said that they bungled the case, but I’m speaking in a general sense of my personal impression of whether or not he committed the murder. They absolutely need to prove the guilt to legal satisfaction, which it sounds like they may not have done. I do get the impression that it makes for a more compelling narrative

Just showing what you can do with a little punctuation and inflection.

I wish I could see his reaction when he gets on Twitter and sees that #KanyeAnalPlaylist has been trending for at least a day now.

I think this calls for a new Kanye themed South Park episode.

You like pictures and videos? Ok.

do you mean tossed salad?

*Something something gay fish*

Oh my god is Kanye actually a six year old? Protip: If you don’t like booty play live your life but if someone implies you do don’t go on a multi tweet tirade about how you totally don’t. One snarky tweet will suffice, but now the yeezus doth protest too much.

A man who probably likes fingers in his butt felt the need to tell millions of strangers that he doesn’t like fingers in his butt!! Yes, it’s officially comedy now.

I'm not gonna lie, a public breakdown by Kanye over his fragile ego being shattered sounds delicious. Please tell me this is only the beginning and we can expect an entire "I don't like butt stuff, seriously!" episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Somehow Kanye’s latest tweets pushed this whole thing from sad and trashy and kind of gross to high comedy for me.

The first two were actually pretty good platformers, but 3D was Doom on steroids and cocaine.

REALITY CHECK: being likeable and being wrongfully convicted are clearly 2 different things.

Honestly I think there is a good chance he did it, I just don’t think the evidence put forward in court was good enough to convict him of it.

I kind of think he may have done it.

I’d say feel with your hands primarily. People don’t LOVE it when you’re feeling everything with your feet. Especially their face.

I think that is how you’re supposed to feel. Murder shouldn’t be entertainment. However, these stories show a very important part of how our justice system works (or doesn’t work). Also, the conflict between how one feels about the people in the context of what they may or may have not done is how we should all feel.

Making a Murderer has made me feel even more conflicted about all of this murder as entertainment stuff and even more how I feel about these particular people convicted of murder (for example, even if Avery was 100% set up, he’s hardly a likable character). How should I feel? HOW SHOULD I FEEL????

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.