Also, fucking ROGER MOORE played James Bond for 10 years.

And then there is this from my friend.

I fully apologize for derailing a serious and necessary discussion, but I I just needed to tell you I fucking LOVE yout user name. I would give you a hug, but......NO TOUCHING!

I’d hit it.

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

I think she was suffering from a bit of shock or she thought she had teleported across to the other side of the harbour.

He was getting his shit together. That’s, y’know, his job.

Flashback to Stephen King’s “A Very Tight Place”.

“ or she thought she had teleported across to the other side of the harbour”

On the other hand, nothing like suddenly getting lifted in the air to help get past your constipation.

The director of portable toilet company Andyloos remarked that this was not a particularly rare occurrence. “It does happen quite a bit to be honest—I’ve done it a few times.”

Right??? It was in the middle of a damn festival!!! Get your shit together, dude!

Was the doctor in there with her? Has the chameleon circuit been fixed?

So are these people not locking the door or are the employees not looking? How does this happen “quite a bit”?

I imagine the guy with a ridiculous amount of “health and safety” stuff - high-visibility vest, goggles, hardhat, hazmat suit, etc - to make sure he’s safe but not bothering to see if anyone’s in the damn toilet before hoisting it.

MORE LIKE TOILEPORTED, AMIRITE!?!?

Yep. No. I am a lot less neurotic about public bathrooms than I used to be, but I draw the line at a stinky box not much bigger than a coffin. I’ve had nightmares about being trapped in one. And if said box moved? Not enough therapy in the world.