I know this wouldn’t pertain to you but I always tell my brides and grooms to go with a fake cake. It looks real, it has a real layer you can cut into for your Kodak moment, but the other tiers are just fondant covered Styrofoam. Sheet cake is then served, plated and garnished, from the back and no one’s the wiser.

Vendors all have a regular price-list, and a wedding price-list. D.J.s photographers, event spaces, florists, eveything. You can’t just go to a florist and say you like an arrangement. They will tell you you have to buy from the wedding collection, at twice the price.

I’d love to find the right guy and get married, but no WAY am I going through the rigamarole of planning a wedding. If future Mr. Dashley isn’t down for a quickie wedding with just the closest of family members and friends on a beach somewhere in Mexico, he can marry someone else. All of this sounds like my worst…

because anything called wedding is fifty times more expensive than it should be.

From your fingertips to Satan’s ears, Erin.

“WE’RE REAL SORRY, EH!”

I love you and your username.

Canada is not real and honestly the continued insistence by the rest of the world to convince me it exists is just tired at this point.

He's just looking to get the Game of Thrones demographic locked.

which i am all about tbh. canada would just be watching, bemused and bewildered, hesitantly saying things like ‘is this necessary?’ or ‘are you sure about this?’ and ‘are you feeling okay?’

WINTER IS FUCKING COMING OKAY

Here’s me a brown woman who married a white guy and I just can’t wait for the future. With interracial relationships on the rise, these fuckers just might get their greatest wish of all of America with the same skin tone, it just might be a few shades darker than they counted on.

Scott Walker, in an attempt to recapture his appeal with the this demographic, announced that he is in favor of building a wall on the northern border, as well. To deal with the threat from the north.

Jew don’t say

NOT BELIEVES HE THE BUT SMART FED UP SYSTEM STOOGES

I took a class in college specifically about the holocaust (obviously I'd learned about it before but this was more in depth) and we talked a lot about the loooong history of the scapegoating of the Jews. It's been going on for fucking ever, which as a liberal jew who grew up in NYC, had always surprised me. Shits…

With the trying to apply logic again