Fuck Jeremy’s rainbow tux because its hawt. Marry Demi’s dewy petal pink beauty because everything Demi does is dead lovely. And kill Vanessa’s overwrought fairy princess gown because its hideous and stupid.

In “I’ve learned nothing news: part 3026,” Her. Hair.

Ew I wouldn’t want to sit on ANYTHING

i believe i agree, although i love a good risk, so while I’d kill the tablecloth, i’d give it a proper viking funeral.

I’m not scandalized so much as intrigued by this apparent Madonna/Rose McGowan mashup. Who am I missing? Who else is being referenced by Miley’s styling?

First and foremost I would like to remind you ALL as parents, that everything at Camelot between Camelot employees and parents is confidential.

Please do not show up on the first day of school, smile to my face, then gossip behind my back and expect me to take care of your child each day do my job.

Can’t watch that movie often enough. Always with a drink in hand of course.

WINNING.

Renae Plant impresses me as the Dolores Umbridge of pre-school headmasters.

“classrooms designed by age and color”

Ohhh, lookee here. I found a picture of said director:

And filled with grammatical errors. I want to take a red pen to it. Of course, that’s mostly about MY issues, but still...

“On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place.”

That was the part that had me going ‘the fuck did I just read??’ Because, seriously? You’re going to tell adults what they can do on their own time?? You’re going to say that parents of children who go to school together can’t fucking socialize?? What type of crazy pills are you on, lady?

“Having any group parent meeting is not in anyone’s best interest and is not going to solve anything. In fact if this does occur it will leave me no choice but to ask all parents in attendance of any such meeting to find alternative care for their children for the new year, for not respecting Camelot’s policy and…

everything at Camelot between Camelot employees and parents is confidential.

I’ve seen boxing matches that weren’t half as violent as the admitting process for an elite private preschool.

Wow. Just - wow. That email was so massively unprofessional and kind of weird.

Holy crap, “aggressive” is right. What makes her think she can police parent time outside of school? Now I want to know why those teachers were fired, too!