Yeah, mine do that too. Only when you’re driving and they’re in the backseat and there is nothing you can do about it except flail helplessly and beg them to remove the shoe from their mouth while they cackle with glee. PARENTING IS FUN YOU GUYS

Cage match?

Hooray! More things to worry about!*

Molly was a badass who led her capture the flag team at summer camp to victory by modeling an attack on the other team’s camp after D-Day. She was even injured in the process, choosing to contract poison ivy rather than give up ground to the enemy. Molly is a goddamn American hero.

Yussssssss. Can’t keep Samantha down.

AND Felicity AND Kirsten AND Samantha. Kids today have it rough.

And what happens when roles calling for non-sexualized characters of color DO crop up?

TOXINS

I DON’T KNOW *ugly crying*

Until Season 6 when they killed Tara for no reason *CRIES FOREVER*

Between this and that BBHMM cover from earlier this summer, I fear for Denise’s safety.

See also: FARTIS.

In both senses of the word.

I mean, it IS right there in the name.

same

Filed to: OOPSIE

I’m sure that’s right around the corner. But that’s exactly what she wants, because it fits the narrative of her being a persecuted Christian martyr.

A quick primer: