I think Lincoln should stick with the “-ator” name theme. Keep the Navigator and Aviator for these SUVs, and add the following cars to the lineup, to debut in (say) the 2023 model year:

Welcome to my hell.

Head line in the Papers down here (who knew papers still existed) is “Burner Phone”.  

It’s the defenses fault for getting burnered. 

I want to preserve this beautiful comment forever

And were’s what Joe Theismann, then of ESPN, wrote about it:

If Thomas had pulled out a hidden can of Bud Light from under that goal post Troy Aikman would have rubbed his nipples while screaming ‘Dilly Dilly’ to keep his corporate overlords happy.

lol if you think the MKT is a RR Autobiography fighter. It’s an ugly-ass CUV version of the Town Car.

Waiting for new Aviator, have such a hard on for the truck it’s ridiculous.

You know he looked in the mirror before he left the house - and he still left the house looking like that.

For $31,500?

Not true, find mechanics you can trust. When I had an AMG I had two guys I would talk to about the details of each maintenance item and wouldn’t fleece me. Honestly that’s true for any car though, you should always find a mechanic you can trust and knows you personally. One shop wouldn’t let anyone else touch my car…

LOL. I trust the reliability of a 5 year old Mercedes far more than a new VW.

I’m partial to ‘My other vehicle is a 401k’

I'm pretty left wing and the Apple logo makes me twitch in anger. Blame my work computers.

Accord? No. For true 1980's weird, you need a Saab 900:

In all seriousness though, what Civic minded individual did this on their own Accord? What was the Prelude to this? There has to be another Element in here somewhere. I simply cannot understand why someone would undertake this Odyssey. I think their brain went on auto Pilot.

So facking what. Me mate Marcus can make a McLaren look like a Trabant in an afternoon, for like 5k and bag of charlie.

Looks like a Ferrari Testarossa had sex with a BMW 850i and made a beautiful bastard baby that I want to adopt.

Fuck Drake.