You really have no idea what you’re talking about.

If you like green beans in your hot dish, consider making green bean casserole with tater tots.

There was a way to share this news without being an asshole about it.

Yeah, what was GM thinking when they called a transmission a Turbo-hydramatic...

That’s crazy, there’s never been a huge spread between sticker and invoice on Mazdas.

I’m deeply saddened by the closure of Lucky’s Market - you couldn’t find better bacon anywhere around here (CO). From what I understand North Boulder location will stay open, but that’s unf0rtunate as it requires driving in Boulder.

This was the best generation of Camry, IMO. Toyota really doesn’t make them like they used to.

Porsche haters are out in full force today.

If I won the lottery, a PST would 99% be my daily.

You have excellent taste.

I’m guessing when you say “these events,” you aren’t including sideshows, which are predominantly black and much more dangerous.

I think they should crack down on the peanut gallery watching the cars leave the show. With all the phones and cameras out, it’s only an invitation for assholes to stomp on the loud pedal.

This is not a race thing. Stop trying to make it about race. It was in Houston, for gods sake.

Why would I pick one of these over a Panamera/Panamera ST? 

I don’t know how you consider reliability above average when the CVT transmissions have been nothing but problematic.

Cultural appropriation is a bullshit term. Since flying was invented by white people, is it cultural appropriation every time you fly Southwest? Get real, there’s legitimate racism to complain about and you’re wasting clicks and bandwidth on this nonsense.

Don’t be an asshole to someone asking for help. 

Even a manual transmission SS is cheaper than this with comparable miles.

Have you driven one? I have, and it’s a ton of fun. I wouldn’t call it forgettable or unremarkable. That said, this guy is priced way out of the market and is trying to justify the high cost with the modifications he’s made.

If content like this keeps coming to Jalopnik, then I'm not going anywhere. Wonderful read.