The only way you can get a Packers fan to take their Lipitor is if you hide it in a cheese curd

“barred from campus” 

I played hockey for over twenty years. They’d throw your ass out of a game for that one, to hell with an elbowing penalty. And that’s in a HOCKEY game. This? Suspended for a good long time.

Here’s a star with the word “Pow!” on it for you.

I’m rarely a fan of escalating on-court shenanigans into actual courts, but that’s assault.

“there is an expression you often see on T-shirts and bumpers stickers that goes more or less like this: “Jesus Said It. I Believe It. That Settles It.”

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

i cant wait for this company to go under. I will not miss it one bit. 

A push in the back as Donald isn't expecting one or prepared to brace himself, so, you know, the kind of thing that could easily ruin a player's knee and take him out for the game or worse. Why is Donald so sensitive about it?!

And his lack of intimidation was proven by cheap shotting someone in the back.

Never heard of Justin Britt before this, but he seems like a guy that you’d love to see get his ass kicked.

Cheap shots from Seattle players when things aren’t going their way? Seems unlikely.

Harley Davidson made a crappy, over-priced, cheesy product and then aggressively turned it into a lifestyle brand for baby boomers.

Gee, what could go wrong with that business model?

based on the amount of redshift in his image, Gruden and the Raiders are receding from us at 99.9976% the speed of light

To say nothing of the other nine years. 

That third Lions player took Mack to the ground, there’s some hope still.

I’m honestly worried they are going to have to start messing with the background colors to continue the reddening. We're barely halfway through the season. 

If steam isn’t coming out of Gruden’s ears by the end of the year I’m done with Raiders coverage as much as those players are done with the Raiders.

We get it, you’re a racist bigot.

Crenshaw is a vile, repugnant piece of shit. The fact that he lost an eye in “service to our country” (i.e., being gullible enough to believe the oligarchs’ propaganda and enlist) changes nothing.