1 if by run, pick 6 if by air.

guess which Arkansas players are flunking out of Basketweaving 101 right now?

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

As a Royals fan I love Don Denkinger. He’s one of their all time greats.

That fucked me up, thanks. Now for the saddest thing I’ve ever learned about being a veterinarian:

Counter-argument:

The most amazing thing about this is the reminder that the Mets were actually in the World Series as recently as 2015.

He was on the dirty knoll.

I miss The Far Side so much.

You’ll have to provide your own Doink! sounds in your head

How can the SAME PITCH hit a man in the Arm, and another in the Head, and a third in the Chest?

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Living in the South, I can assure you that there’s an incredibly large slice of the population who consciously choose to overlook that the Confederacy was the literal dictionary definition of treason...while simultaneously talking endlessly about patriotism, support our troops, respect the flag, etc.

Just keep your face out of the OL's ass, kid.

I know McNair doesn’t want the inmates running the prison, but he might want to take a closer look at that dumbfuck warden.

Branching family trees?

There’s one way to identify yourself as an outsider to residents of Appalachia

“It’s not my job to do that!” may have worked at Penn State, but this is the NFL, Bill.

So they punted?